Time To Grow Up Hawkeye Fans

Ancestors proud that this is a Hawkeye province are morons. If you stomach to agree to an affair to make it the Hawkeye Possess, after that you absolutely don't seize that it is. Unknown approximately the world has ever called Iowa the Storm Possess. That's not a equitable dialogue. Do you think Indiana ever brags to Purdue that it's the Hoosier State? No. If they do, they're morons, equally not any thinks "Indiana? Oh, the Boilermaker Possess."

In the role of you develop to boast about this being the Hawkeye Possess following a football win, you are acting like Iowa Possess fans. In the role of Iowa Possess remarkably wins everything and claims that it's the Storm Possess, I snicker, equally I think it's cute. It doesn't matter, equally Iowa is the better family in just about every that you can imagine way. Yes, Iowa Possess does stomach a advanced value of dudes, and their chicks are fatter, but let them stomach group victories. They need them.

I do greet anywhere these idiotic stance came from. In learning, if we see textile over and over again, we take care of to make upright statements. Sometimes these statements are true, 2+2 will perpetually equivalent 4, the Bears will perpetually stomach a shitty quarterback, and the Cubs will perpetually find a way to fascinate textile up. These are upright truths. Dressed in our decisive existence, Iowa struggled, and Iowa Possess had a win column, after that the teams seemed to go back and forth with wins and wounded. The weak-minded started to imprecise that the geared up was a build rude. I mean, that's the way contention engage in recreation work, right? Unfounded. This geared up is not a build rude. It's meaningfully even more a totter of the wise guy. And by that, I mean that Hawkeye victories are like landing on a number on a wise guy. It's gruffly a foregone effect, but seldom, you'll totter it and it'll get fixed then to everything so it'll end up one of its sides and not land on any identifiable number. That's attractive goddamn untreated. Considerably like Iowa Possess football victories are separation to be for the inevitable designate.

Iowa Possess is like a jilted lover. In the role of you move on from the thorough, you do not call to stir up her of how astounding you are, equally that's just solid, and she knows what she's fictional out on. The enormously is true for Iowa Possess fans. As Iowa had it them on the field, there was no need to boast about how great we are, equally they previous to knew it. I don't boast to Iowa Possess fans about a routine success, and I don't sanctuary used condoms on old lover's beds. I'm too booming upbeat to boast about it to the trash.

-Joe

P.S. I just had this difference at the library:

Possibly Retarded Woman: Are you from Illinois?

Me: No, but I am from Iowa.

PRW: Oh, I just noticed your Bears top.

This wouldn't stomach been out of the ordinary, but I was featuring in a Baylor Bears top. In the role of I awake her of this, you would stomach distress I evaluate thirteen of her twenty-seven cats.

P.P.S. According to this quote from Charles Bukowski, I am at minimum partially way to becoming a real person responsible, I'll let you congeal which half:

"The person responsible has no fault except to jack off in bed lone and type a good expanse."