I Scour The Internet The Post Tax Day Edition 41812

Seems to the same degree the new give flavor to has been officially announced, the Browns call been making their crucial dignitary red floor covering appearances right to be heard Las Vegas town.

But first....

Extremely, I'm not uniform separation to put out right to be heard the hedge plant with this one. Why are Kody's and Robyn's waver silver screen the same? Why are the other 3 wive's silver screen different? Does this mean Robyn's be the forerunner project is the book (coming out May 1st, but available for pre-order now)? Or is offering a excellent obscure head lurking in the shadows?

So, what's the deal? WE Necessitate TO KNOW!

Point we storeroom for an pronounce, (and from faint experience with this krew, we are in for a looooooong storeroom) let's beg a look at the TLC Facebook fanpage.

Betcha' TLC is SOOO happy the Browns had to move to Las Vegas to avoid the big bad Sheriff from slamming old thin on top Kody into the slammer and throwing shown the key. Can you hypothesis the proposed law of transporting the adult Browns from Lehi each weekend just so they might get their relatively substantial visages in the amusement news photo pages each week?

Completely, the transfer hire are possibly less than the rent of four clothed sized homes in Vegas, but that's not the point, OK?

Distinctly, May is separation to be a jam-packed month: Impersonate comes out on May 1st, new give flavor to of Sister Wives starts on May 13th, and their arrival court date is set for May 16th. What's a network to do?

The TLC sponsored Sister Wives Facebook fanpage has asked fans to slab a question for the Browns. And if good fortune is for certain a lady, a fan energy call the coming to assume on the show!

So I rapidly scanned manage the over 900 entries. Here's a not up to scratch sample - I paraphrased to be cautious the dreadful...

* I wanna be a sister wife!
* In the role of are you coming back on TV?
* Is Kody intriguing in a 5th wife? Indicate me up!
* I love your show!
* Kody, how do you keep well having sex with four interchange women each week?
* Kody do you use condoms?
* How come Kody can call numerous wives but the wives are myopic to one husband?
* Why haven't the wives gone astray any weight?
* To the wives: How can you call sex with a guy who you collect is sticking it to three other Koochies on a measure basis? (OK, that was a direct quote)

and so on....

This person settled it was right to ask questions to the source of a remark they didn't like:

To [name deleted] What's the difference ? Are you a virgin? Support you not cheated on your husband? So what's the difference? Polygamy is the best situation and extreme better than getting stumped dishonest and fixing which a mass of us call been manage at least possible in the same way as. Oh yeah, I love the Browns! Alrighty after that. Positive good fortune TLC! If you call a need to jeer, here's the facebook link: https://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/sisterwives

Now let's beg a look at the Brown's tweets.

If you think of from the first give flavor to, Truely was Kody's thirteenth youngster, and was innate exact sufficiently on the 13th day of April. Too bad Christine was the only adult to cheep about her baby's momentous 2 year centennial.

Meri seemed to be excellent bothered with bargains at the spanking new grocer:

and anticipating the Dancing When the Stars Survive show...

Following that weekend, Robyn had her superficiality in the smoke on a rollercoaster ride:

And Janelle moreover twitted about the DWTS show she attended:

Oh yeah, Janelle tweeted to Rosie O' about the Mike Tyson Motion they all attended, but it doesn't look like Rosie responded publicly. I moreover omen, to the same degree Rosie was in town, if she and the Sister Wives got together. Possibility we'll call to storeroom to see if that uncover was filmed for the show.

Now to be excellent, Aspyn did post Comfortable Centenary compliments to her near to the ground sister as well as photos of her centennial party. And, lo and examination, put on who was prime and focus with near to the ground Truely on his lap, enjoying the festivities? Pssstt....he's appearing in a smooth bluish-purple top and looks like an dull surfer dude with a straightforward hairline. At least possible he isn't holding back the strands of curls vanished on his superficiality with sunglasses. But he does call guaranteed clean over action in play.

So that's all for now. And remember: I Unsoiled the Internet so YOU don't call to...worry about it!