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Saturday 3 November 2012

Shbswimmer Round One

Shbswimmer Round One
I met SHBSwimmer (formerly HBSwimmer) about three weeks ago at Mie-n-Yue through a friend who definitely likes this girl, but screwed up what he got in tussle with some guy who spilled a drink on her. Nicely, inside is why I like her at the same time as she is my SHB endeavor child. This girl is smoking hot without a distrust in a total abnormal folks. So why is she my endeavor child, well at the same time as if I can keep this girl in the not a friend, not girlfriend, and me out of AFC mode: I love you, you are so beautiful folks having the status of in addition to not getting for myself mystified in the friend folks next I may perhaps assertion a chance to bear witness to my own with former SHBs.

So why is this girl in a honorable abnormal catetgory, well at the same time as she makes guy clip up and women contain a crop. She's the type of woman who has a sexy body, but knows how to clothes to show it off with broadcast too faraway pare. She is bright, perfectly educated and money-wise encumbered. She doesn't convey drinks or any former items that guys fundraiser her way, she politely says 'No, status. At tiniest, in my mind she has some pedantic pursue skills so how to turn somber and smashed guys down without being unhelpful balanced they are asses. I assertion met heaps women in DC who assertion one or two of this girl's qualities, but they are asses, she makes them look small.

Nicely, I ran into her at Clout on Saturday what I was on my way to Andulu's. She asked if she her friends can join us. It was no problem at the same time as having the status of I had a mix accessory I had ended guys so ended girls was always works out well and plus I had few drinks in me and required to see if I may possibly bear witness to my own with her. I think the single greatest burdensome conglomerate I did with her was taking into account we got in, I grabbed her and took her to the dance put down she protested a subdued but started grooving with me fount at what time the thrid song we take shape our friends who had take shape a glue table and were eating and mingling. This anywhere my clarification began.

My friend (DP) has no problem meeting women, he is strong-tasting, long undulating hair, and he has an pronounce, but he does not approach women, he just gives them a glance with a grin and motion them to come over which works about 40% of the time, his good fate has ruined him and in addition to cursed him, at the same time as if a girl or women has some primary to her she jets, he can't bear witness to a real conversation, he goes slient at what time about a uncommunicative or so. Don't get me immoral, he gets a lot women (bastard) depsite not having any conversation skills. SHBSwimmer goes up to DP and introduces herself having the status of I'm talking to one of her friends.

At this point, I'm thinking to for myself this it would seem one the few situations anywhere assertion somebody at tiniest at this point is fix. Strait being, no one is piss smashed, no one is zooted (high), no one is mrobidly obese, no one was stained in any polite of way, and no one had been outdone by an fantastic and if they were they knew how to hide acquaint with faults. HBPamela was a comrade of SHBSwimmer, she was a little subdued hispanic chick, she had the awfully diposition as SHBSwimmer, I assertion to build up out if they all went to the awfully college, alliance, or win over university. It was uncommon to assertion four women good looking women who were saccharine and knew how to sink themselves and men.

HBPamela and I run out on the dance put down for a couple of songs and SHBSwimmer joins us next the crowd of our flagrant group is out acquaint with dancing and having a great time. As a result acquaint with was this strange type of reality that hit me. It was that in the compact sepulcher club, just about every guy was overanxious on SHBSwimmer. It was off-putting I definitely felt bad for her. Nicely, my leg started to ache so I seize a knock back and pipe and sat down in our glue fjord. The bouncer asked me if I knew SHBSwimmer, I believed yes, he asked if I would pop in him, I believed certain. (I report you PUAs are saying what f? And I report acquaint with was it would seem a couple of items I may possibly assertion done to opposed this scuttle.) I required to see you had pursue to get this girl, at the same time as no one was walking up to her and talking to her, they were just gawking at her.

DP profits to the table and in simple terms hostage his vanished nut for SHBSwimmer. I ask how is convo with her went. He believed he object it was going good until he believed we should get together and she responded with beam and one of intimates looks that you get as in comatose boy you blew your chance and walked onto the dance put down. He asked for my opinion, I believed in my opinion you it would seem went too fast in trying to get a date, but in reality that was just a conjecture.

The group profits and somebody is loving and drinks are not tied up. I pop in SHBSwimmer to the bouncer, he trys to give her a take a trip. A Digression ! The place is about the size 3 terrace apartments put together. She declines comes back and joins the rest of the group. At that pass quickly fear griped me, I report I missed deliberate so anywhere and screwed but I may possibly not build up out what. I was wondering if it was the departing effectiveness. Nicely, I struck up a convo with SHBSwimmer friend HBMary, she was telling a story about a guy perform cards tricks at Clout which I object was unencumbered way to meet women, the problem is that the bar down the street the pocket does great card tricks and he does it to every single woman who comes in his fix together. HBMary had sooner than seen the trick toward the back that night at spread, she in addition to believed it would not had been so bad and they would assertion asked the guy to do ended, but he smelled.

--> Two lessons here: 1. Hint the split up you carrying out in if you are going to use a gimmick 2. Construe a shower; use deorderant

My friends required to hit one ended place with call called so we thought-provoking to go to Setso. I invited SHBSwimmer and her friends. They believed certain. As we all reason up the flight of stairs SHBSwimmer grabs my arm and says 'I don't appreciate you introducing me to people who are not your associations, in firm but soft input. This is anywhere I was like f
and as the nanoseconds ticked I give it a go to come to up with something instant to say in upshot, I just link her arm with seek and walked her out with I believed something stupid or do penance. When is multihued is she did not nag me or raise up on with the subject. As film we waited for somebody, and guy walks up to SHBSwimmer and just kicks it to her.... Yo teenager, You gotta it historical on, Why don't you hang with me and my boys..... She looks at him smiles and walks comatose. The guy smiles and goes his own way.

As inside Setso's, somebody just starts to dance. It was compact. I met a cute Asian girl having the status of dancing, but couldn't awfully keep the conversation going so I trek her off the put down and asked for her number. I got it and went back to my friends. And all I may possibly think was: 'Is that it, is that what I assertion been stressing about a subdued bumb and grind and a 2 min. conversation, is that all it takes?' I thought-provoking that it was just dumb freaking luck so I hardened it. I walked up to a cute hispanic looking girl, pop in for myself, ask her to dance, got omit, but she bought me a drink, screwed up pug & beagle opinion opener, ask for her number, got omit, but she free her email (not certain if it is real), but it took 7 mins. I'm still think the stars were amalgamated saturday night.

Nicely, like George Costanza, I required to get rid of on a high note. I told my friends goodbye and believed goodbye to SHBSwimmer and her friends. SHBSwimmer says 'Hey, I don't assertion your come forth and I believed at the same time as I assertion not express it you yet, so inside jot your number, I handed her the wait of paper that the cute asian wrote her number on (not on raison d'?tre) and she wrote her number done and handed it back to me and silent 'who is Nati?' to which I turned her reason towards cute asian girl and believed 'your hostilities from which I got one of intimates smiles like good recipe comatose boy are you certain you want to play with fire. As a result I walked comatose.

As film, I object I was going to happen up. I'm triumphant I'm stomping on my comfort levels, but I may perhaps give for myself a freaking phantom market leader, but at the awfully time there's some type of adrelanine run in addition to going on. Nicely, I think I may perhaps assertion survived complete one with SHBSwimmer.

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