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K-netizens have a lot of these popular 'skill' type tricks for girls without a lot of aegyo to use on their boyfriends. This one's a new popular one that's been going around and it basically has the girlfriend take the role of a telemarketer sending a text about 100 kisses.
The ideal situation would be something like this (you can see their screencaps of the convo at the source):
Girlfriend: Hello, client~ This is SY Telecom consultant OOO. Are you available for a KakaoTalk session at the moment?
Boyfriend: Yes, I like video calls too!
Girlfriend: Thank you ^^ I was just going to inform you that you currently have 100 kisses that have not been claimed. If you do not claim them within the week, your girlfriend will be canceled. Thank you.
Boyfriend: Hul
But of course not everything turns out ideal so it makes for some hilarious situations for the boyfriends that don't exactly want to play along:
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Girlfriend: Hello, client~ This is SY Telecom consultant OOO. Are you available for a KakaoTalk session at the moment?
Boyfriend: I'm busy
Girlfriend: You need to be available even if you are busy.
Boyfriend: Your message has been returned.
Girlfriend: Are you available for a KakaoTalk session?
Boyfriend: Your message has been returned.
Girlfriend: Stop
Girlfriend: This isn't how you're supposed to do it
Boyfriend: Your message has been returned.
Girlfriend: Stop
Boyfriend: Your message has been returned.
Girlfriend: Stop!
Boyfriend: Your message has been returned.
Girlfriend: This isn't what I wanted!
Boyfriend: What
Girlfriend: You have 100 unclaimed kisses!
Girlfriend: They're going to be canceled if you don't claim them!
Boyfriend:
Girlfriend: Screw you
Girlfriend: Eat poop
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Girlfriend: Hello, client~ This is SY Telecom consultant OOO. Are you available for a KakaoTalk session at the moment?
Boyfriend: Sorry, I use KT service...
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Girlfriend: Hello, client~ This is SY Telecom consultant OOO. Are you available for a KakaoTalk session at the moment?
Boyfriend: *read the text but never replied*
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Girlfriend: Hello, client~ This is SY Telecom consultant OOO. Are you available for a KakaoTalk session at the moment?
Boyfriend: Yes, I'm available
Girlfriend: Thank you ^^ I was just going to inform you that you currently have 100 kisses that have not been claimed. If you do not claim them within the week, your girlfriend will be canceled. Thank you.
Boyfriend: Hul
Boyfriend: Oh no
Boyfriend: I'll claim them immediately
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Girlfriend: Hello, client~ This is SY Telecom consultant OOO. Are you available for a KakaoTalk session at the moment?
Boyfriend: Yea
Girlfriend: Thank you ^^ I was just going to inform you that you currently have 100 kisses that have not been claimed. If you do not claim them within the week, your girlfriend will be canceled. Thank you.
Boyfriend: Please cancel
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Girlfriend: Hello, client~ This is SY Telecom consultant OOO. Are you available for a KakaoTalk session at the moment?
Boyfriend: Yea
Girlfriend: Thank you ^^ I was just going to inform you that you currently have 100 kisses that have not been claimed. If you do not claim them within the week, your girlfriend will be canceled. Thank you.
Boyfriend: Can I trade 100 kisses for 10 french kisses instead
Girlfriend:...Oh my
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Girlfriend: Hello, client~ This is SY Telecom consultant OOO. Are you available for a KakaoTalk session at the moment?
Boyfriend: I paid my bills already leave me alone
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Girlfriend: Hello, client~ This is SY Telecom consultant OOO. Are you available for a KakaoTalk session at the moment?
Boyfriend: I have reported you for spam
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Source: Nate Pann
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